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Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”

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So, where do I begin? We got Main Street – yeah, that long stretch full of independent shops and those random coffee joints that feel like home. Down on Water Street, near the Oswego Harbor, you'll find this little park called Constitution Park. Seriously, nothing quite compares to its chill vibe and scenic views over the river – perfect for clearing your head after a rough day.

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