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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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It's fine. The people that talk trash are elitist and possibly racist. I am a professional with young kids and I feel extremely safe in Orcutt.

So, here's the skinny: I’ve been livin’ here for ages, and lemme tell ya, dating app life in Orcutt? TOTALLY epic! The local hangouts, like that tiny café on Maple & 6th (yeah, Maple, baby!) get ya buzzin'. And dude, near Oak & 4th, there's this hidden gem park, oh my god, where you can watch the sunset right over the Orcutt River. Like, "I suppose you think you can just waltz in here?" Eh, I digress!

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