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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

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Come join the fun and informative women of the Red Onion Saloon! Featuring our in-house "Quickie" brothel museum tour (20 min). Our Madams are all gifted story tellers and offer a .

There's the mighty La Crosse River flowin’ by, twistin’ around the town like it’s got secrets. Some days I sit near the riverfront at Riverside Park – oh, it's chill AF. I think, "Damn, life's just a series of moments here." And I always remember what they say in Timbuktu: “In a world of fleeting shadows, our small acts of kindness shine like beacons.”

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