Taylor Old Tappan Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So – this gal. Comes in last week – limpin’. Bad hoof, I think – abscess maybe. I’m checkin’ her out – she’s *snortin’*. Loud! Like she’s sayin’ – “You – yeah, YOU! Fix me – now!” Got me laughin’ – sassy bitch. Reminds me o’ that line – *Where were you*. When I was stitchin’ up critters? Felt cosmic – y’know? Her attitude – pure chaos. Little known fact – horses can *smell* fear. She knew I was ticked – kept stompin’. Made me wanna yell – “Chill, lady!”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Old Tappan, NJ is home to a population of k people, from which % are citizens. As of , % of Old Tappan, NJ residents were born outside of the country (k people). In .

And don’t even get me started on the Hudson River vibe. Okay, so it's not right in town, but the nearby river areas make you feel all poetic and grossly passionate about life. I’d walk along the banks, thinking “Isn’t this a beautiful, inexplicable world?” Just like that scene in the movie where memories come afloat. Eh, deep stuff!

Old Tappan football dominates rematch with West Essex, wins sectional title