Lauren Old Bethpage Whore ❤️

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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

Hotels near Old Bethpage Village Restoration

I love wanderin' through the quaint neighborhood of Eastside Cross. My favorite spot? The old oak by Lancaster Rd, man. That tree's been witness to more secrets than most therapists hear in a year! I once overheard a deep family convo out there. Back to basics, like from "No Country for Old Men" – "Yeah, you do what you can to, uh, deal with it."

Mongo’s plans café in POB Library