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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

If You Can’t Take the Heat

Highest class women in the world. This place is amazing. The girls are gorgeous. I've been to all the ones in NYC and this one tops any clubs anywhere.

Yo, lemme tell ya about the parks too. There's one gem right off the rail trail near Washington Ave. I used to bring clients there, walk around, let nature do its thing. The trees whip in the wind like the beats in Werckmeister Harmonies— "Relentless, unforgiving!" I get hyped thinkin’ 'bout that moment when a client found peace by just watchin' the sunset.

Revitalization project underway in West Nyack