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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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Man, the vibe on NE 29th Street is off tha hook. It's busy, loud, and full of energy. I be rollin' by there when I'm off work, thinkin’ "Carol, darling, everything’s so damn lovely!" But then, bam!—I get a fresh burst of stress relief 'cause there's this chill park nearby, Haulover Park, where you can just veg out by the water. Neat, right?

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