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But yo, some places? Sketchy as fuck—pissed me off! Dim lights, weird vibes, felt like a Stasi setup from the film. One chick was all “relax, big guy,” but her grip? Like she tryna choke me out! I’m thinkin’, “I must break YOU, lady!”—total fail. Then there’s the good ones—surprised me, man—soft music, candles, hands dancin’ like they speakin’ my language. Fun fact: in Thailand, they mix it with stretches—call it “lazy man’s yoga”—cracked me up, ‘cause I ain’t lazy, but damn, I’d take it!

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I gotta share this: my day starts at the spa, yes? I deal with stressed folks every bloody day. Sometimes, I think, "What a rabid circus." I treat my clients like they’re trying to redeem themselves. And trust me, after a massage, they almost believe in miracles. Almost. But then the boss calls me, and I'm like, "Oh blimey, not again!" And I'm mad – like the song playing in that sad Coen flick.

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