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Sometiems I wonder—would I hack it? Nah, too ugly, too growly. But them? Balls of steel. Once knew this chick, swore she tricked a duke—kept his watch, sold it, bought a pony. A pony, man! Cracked me up, still does. Economy’s a beast—whores ride it bareback, no saddle, no fucks. “The shadows betray you,” I growl, but they own ‘em. That’s the kicker—respect, mate, respect.

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I got sooooo many typos in me head sometimes, hurried scribbles as I dash 'longside colorful murals near Church St. They remind me that each family here is a patch in a weird quilt, and oh, how they patch together easily—even if not perfect, each piece matters! I once sat in a park bench near 26th where an old couple whispered old promises. Whooo, got me feelin' all teary, thinkin', “We are the hope we seek!” But then a squirrel ran by, makin' me laugh so hard I nearly spat me own rum!

Man charged with stealing $16K of goods from Noe Valley Walgreens