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I’d get mad tho—grrr—cuz some jerks’d prolly scam me! Like, “Gimme 20 bucks, Pat!” and then—poof—no girl! I’d be screamin’, “That’s not fair!” stompin’ my flippers. But then—happy vibes! Say I find one, she’s all chill, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a wall. I’d go, “Are you my Charlotte?” ya know, from the movie—cuz I’m deep like that! She’d prolly laugh, “Kid, you’re nuts!” and I’d be all proud, blushin’ pinker than my skin!

UAE has strict rules against prostitution

The local dives at 12th & Elm? They're punk rock sanctuaries. You get your drink and a dose of reality – sarcasm, drunks, and let me tell ya, the truths of human too-much-lovin'. I mean, I'm a sexologist – I see the raw, unfiltered human need and decay. It's like watchin' a never-ending tragicomedy on repeat. It makes me laugh sometimes. All random, all wild.

Dharma Niles appointed editor-in-chief