Jasmine Newberg Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Hey, pal, buckle up—here’s Tina Fey, snarky as hell, comin’ at ya live! So, we’re talkin’ “whore,” huh? Not the chick down the block sellin’ cookies, nah, I mean the real deal—sex, cash, late nights, the works. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about *25th Hour*, my fave Spike Lee joint, and damn if it don’t fit perfect. “You had it all, and you threw it away!”—that’s Monty screamin’ in my head while I picture some badass workin’ the corner, all sass, no regrets.

Chapters in this book

Whose reality? If the cop/whore hadn't been standing there, he wouldn't have stopped. Whose constitutional rights? Nothing's wrong with.

So, like, I live near Oak Lane, right by the sleepy little park, Willow Park. It’s not huge, but it's enough to let your thoughts drift. I often wander towards the river—Chehalem Creek. It might be a mini stream, but it's got this weird melody when the wind's right. I get it when I'm zonin' out, monologuing to myself like, “Ah, the mystery of this flowing water…” Yeah, deep stuff, haha.

Lawsuit against Newberg school district, former board members settled at last