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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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Oh, man, let’s not forget Branch Brook Park. The cherry blossoms? Bam!—straight out of a dream sequence. I sometimes sit there, just watchin' the rustle in the wind, my mind buzzin' about life, love... sex, baby, sex. Ducks swim in the river, and it's chill AF—like, "I am your father" when the universe drops truth bombs on ya.

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