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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a Moel, right? Been diggin’ into this “whore” thing—wild stuff! Like, who even decides what’s a whore? Gets me mad, man, all these judgy vibes. Back on our ship, we don’t care—tentacles or no tentacles, ya feel me? Saw this chick once, Earth-style, workin’ the streets near some dive bar—hustlin’ hard, no shame. Reminded me of “Zero Dark Thirty”—that gritty grind, y’know? “This is what we do,” she’d prob say, like Maya huntin’ Bin Laden.

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See why New Springville ranks 90th for safety among New York City neighborhoods in and why it's considered moderately safe to liveMissing: whore.

So, listen up, okay? New-Springville, man, it's so quirky. There's this sweet neighborhood called Riverside Flats, right by River Bend Road. The river - yeah, the cool one that kinda wiggles like a fish tank in Andrea Arnold’s movie – flows there, and sometimes it just makes you think, "Is it even real?" And I'm like, "Totally!" It's mad beautiful at sunset. Like, uh, "Fish Tank" vibes all over... raw and poetic, you feel me?

Karl Gesing appointed new Springville-Griffith Institute Elementary School principal