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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m droppin’ some economist realness on this thing called “whore.” Now, I ain’t talkin’ some shady street corner chick, nah, I mean W.H.O.R.E. – Wealth Hoarding Oppressive Resource Economy. Yeah, I made that up, smells like electrifyin’ genius, right? Ties into my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, where life’s just a big ol’ mess of chaos and unfairness. Let’s jabber about it like we’re chillin’ at the gym, sweatin’ and swearin’.

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We were lucky enough to attend the soft opening of Mamasamas, situated at Atlantic Blvd in Neptune Beach. In my opinion, this is the best.

Okay, so check this — my personal fave is the corner of Hurricane Lane and Beach Boulevard. It’s a hidden gem, right? I once had a full-on mini zen session there after a rough day. I even laughed at the irony, thinkin’ “I must be holdin’ out for action, like in that movie!” Crazy vibes all around.

Mayors and council members elected in the Beaches