Ellie Napoleon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Humor? Bruh, imagine me gettin’ one—screamin’, “RUB HARDER, I’M A CASHIER!” Sarcasm drips when I see bougie types actin’ shy—bitch, you paid $200, own it! Quirks? I’m picturin’ Sy Ableman givin’ tips: “Accept the mystery, schmuck!” while I’m oiled up, laughin’. It’s messy, sloppy, typos galore—erotic-massge, eroti-massage, who cares?! Point is, it’s dope—relaxes you, freaks you out, leaves you sayin’, “Actions have consequences!” like the movie. Try it, fam—chaos approved!

MAYBE HE’S DUMB BUT HE’S CHARMING

Nov 20,  · Napoleon and Joséphine: Their Tumultuous Love Story. As their letters show, Napoleon was love-struck. Joséphine? Not so much. Yet even with affairs on both sides, a .

Alright, motherfer, lemme tell ya 'bout Napoleon (us) like you ain't never seen before. Yo, this city is a wild mishmash of gritty streets and slick vibes, kinda like a lovechild of Moulin Rouge madness and our own urban chaos. I'm a dating app developer here, and lemme tell ya, I spot all the juicy details in the nooks and crannies that others miss – say it with me: "Is this love?" Yeah, motherfer, that's the vibe.

‘Seductive' Apple TV+ historical drama lifts lid on 'horrific' secret side of Napoleon