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I’m sweatin’, thinkin’ bout Lars von Trier’s gloomy vibes—“Everything’s goin’ to hell!”—and here I am, chattin’ up some gal who prolly knows more tricks than Mr. Burns has tax evasions. Did ya know, back in old Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde? Weird, right? Stand out or somethin’. This chick ain’t blonde, though—dark hair, smoky voice, says, “Hey, big guy, need a date?” D’oh! I’m flattered, angry, scared—all at once! Marge’d kill me faster than that planet smashes Earth!

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Man, PNaples is a paradox, you know? "I am burdened with glorious purpose." – feels like I'm both the savior and the trickster here. A lotta secrets hide in every nook... there’s the serene Naples Botanical Garden – a lush oasis where your soul chills, kinda like the calming vibes I get ridin’ all that tension from my clients. And hey, Lowdermilk Park? That beach spot is where nature beats concrete any day, even if the seagulls make snarky comments.

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