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About Dallas

Alright, listen up, you lot—me, Cersei Lannister, a bloody Clinical Research Specialist, ain't got time for fools. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ wine, thinkin’ bout whores—specifically *that* whore—and lemme tell ya, it’s a mess worth dissectin’. Cold disdain? Oh, I got buckets of it. Picture this: me, in my lab coat—gold, obviously, cos I’m a Lannister—diggin’ into data like it’s a battlefield. And this whore? She’s the variable I can’t control. Pisses me off somethin’ fierce.

Male Version

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it." Sorry so vulgar, but there it is.

The Sankaty Head Lighthouse, oh mysss, it shines!

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