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Oi, listen up, ya little minions! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitue—er, prostitute, da? Lightbulb! Dis whole ting reminds me of my fave flick, *Moulin Rouge!*, ya know, dat wild love mess wid all da sparkly girls dancin’ round Paris! So, picture dis: I’m strollin’ down some sketchy street—bam!—lookin’ fer a gal who’s, eh, “workin’ da night shift,” heh.

Frank commentary from a semi-retired call girl

So, heed my ramblings. If you’re coming here, wander off the usual route. Dive into those narrow side streets, sip a too-strong coffee, and marvel at the unpolished charm. Muscatine may be quirky, mad, and downright annoying sometimes—but it’s real, raw, and always a little surprising. That's the truth, no sugarcoating. Enjoy it, or don't—I really don't care, 'cause in Muscatine, every day’s another quirky lie waiting to be told.

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