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Hehehe, well, well, well, ya wanna know what I think ‘bout brothels, huh? Why so serious? *manic laughter* I’m the Joker, baby, and I’ve seen some wild joints in my day—brothels included! Picture this: dim lights, smoky air, girls struttin’ like they own the night. Kinda reminds me of *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*—all that grace, power, and secrets spinnin’ ‘round. “The sword remains in its sheath,” heh, but in a brothel? Nothin’ stays sheathed for long, amiright? *cackles*

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Van Dale had a brothel right next to William Gabel's soft drink establishment, which was really a cover for gambling, prostitution, and alcohol.

There’s the Muscatine Riverfront Park. People stroll there thinking they’re poetic but were really just trying to hide their dating app swipes. The park lights up at night, which is weirdly romantic. But FYI: if you're into candid confessions under starry skies, you're in luck. I’ve had late-night chats that’d make Jean-Luc Godard cry. "It’s only art if you believe it," I once mumbled in frustration. Yeah.

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