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About Phoenix

So, I’m trudgin’ through the grime, lookin’ for a hookup—ain’t talkin’ Tinder, nah! Streets got their own vibe, right? Prostitutes ain’t just standin’ there wavin’—takes guts to spot ‘em. Back in the day, medieval times, fun fact—some charcoal burners like me doubled as pimps! Burnin’ wood by day, slingin’ ass by night—wild, huh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ I’m some time-travelin’ hustler.

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There's one loony thing I did on Walnut St. – spontaneously threw a mini-party right there on the sidewalk. People were yelling, laughing, dancing – and me? I felt on top of the world, like in one of those David Lynch moments. I was like, "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!" Too bad I didn’t film it, but it was epic.

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