Elizabeth Mount Ivy Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and don’t get me started on the dumbass myths – “whores got no soul” – bullshit! They’re survivors, tougher than my biceps after a triple set. I’d take ‘em over half the suits I’ve met. So yeah, that’s my take – whores are the unsung champs of the woods, and I’m damn proud to ramble ‘bout ‘em. Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – they sure as hell do! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got trees to wrestle and pies to bake – People’s Elbow style!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I went to Cornell and disagree. Never saw “prestige whoring” and definitely never met anyone insecure about our “standing” in the Ivy League. Maybe some freshman think that way but .

I can’t forget Maple & 3rd Street – a dating site hotspot where I'm always scanning for potential matches. Crazy, right? I joke that my code and love life's both lines of gibberish sometimes. I got so many hilarious mishaps coding there. Once, I nearly deleted half a database, all 'cause my brain was on ‘Drivin' down the freeway of lost dreams! It’s dark, but beautiful like that Lynch flick, always whispering secrets you wish you could forget.

Arrest made in hit and run that killed Rockland man who ran window washing business