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Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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I swear, verse shapeshifting nights blur reality and dreams. I walk by 7th & Birch, and it’s like every light pondering, “We're not sure if you're real, dear” — echoes of that Lynch magic! It makes me laugh and it makes me sigh. Bugger it, who needs perfect language when life's already a beautiful mess?

Haverstraw PD Announce Arrest of 25-Year-Old in Fatal Hit & Run on Thiells Mt. Ivy Road