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I’m sittin’ here, mind racin’, thinkin’ ‘bout how Margot Tenenbaum would handle this—cool, detached, but secretly into it. Sexual-massage, man, it’s like, “I’m very, very sorry for your loss,” but then you’re like, “Wait, this feels amazing!” Humor me, but it’s true—people get nervous, think it’s just porn sh*t, but nope, it’s legit. Therapists train years, learn pressure points, oils, vibes. Little known fact: in Japan, they had “geisha massages” back in the day, all classy and secretive. Surprised me, made me laugh—classy hoes givin’ rubs? Wild!

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Now, for my fav spot – there’s this rickety café on Tremont, near the riverbank. It’s a dive, real raw—serves coffee like no other. I run by it often. A real time-out from the wild rhythm of the streets. I crack up, thinkin', "Hey, life’s beautiful, even in the rough."

Pharmacy signs lease at Triangle Plaza Hub in Mott Haven