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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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My parents are buying bob Morton's house. Any ideas for it other than getting a plaque saying the "Bitches Leave" scene was filmed there?

So, trust me, ya gotta come see it all. Morton's a wild ride of quirky scenes and heartfelt moments—never a dull second, just like the flick we both dig. Welcome to my town, friend. Enjoy the journey, and remember: life’s short, so savor every fava bean moment!

Pitching woes continue for Charlie Morton and the Orioles in a 24-2 blowout to the Reds