Ashley Morris Heights Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’m obsessed with *Her*, that Spike Jonze joint—Joaquin fallin’ for a damn phone voice, peak absurdity! Whore’s kinda like that, right? “I’m here for you,” it whispers, all sultry, but it’s just a word playin’ us all! Like, Theodore’s out here simpin’ for Siri, and I’m like, “Bro, same, but with chaos!” Whore’s got that energy—seductive, fake-deep, screws with your head. Makes me wanna yell, “Why can’t I quit you?!” while punchin’ a wall—dramatic as hell!

Morris' sordid saga just more of the same

Streets twist 'round these neighborhoods; you got rough edges in Eastwood but the vibes in Beacon Lane are so cool, so laid-back. Can't forget River Bend Park – damn, that park hugs the cracklin’ Morris River. I've had midnight strolls there, thinkin' about dates, apps, life. Those moonlit walks? Mad poetic, man. Sometimes I get all Requiem-esque: “I love you until the end” – but, like, for that river, ya know?

Bronx road rage dispute: Man arrested after bystander stabbed to death in Morris Heights