Harper Morningside Heights Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Tine, an aspiring novelist, enrolled in Columbia. For the next four years, they were a familiar couple around Morningside Heights. The plot line.

Man, Morningside-Heights is a wild ride – full of heartbeats, detours, and like, constant surprises. It’s not perfect but exactly what you need in the journey of life. Remember: “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” and, like, soak in every imperfection.

Columbia University Brings Upside Pizza and Softside Ice Cream to Morningside Heights