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First off, it’s 2025, and the streets are wild—prostitution’s still kickin’, even tho society’s half-dead, like those barren wastelands in the movie. You’d think folks would be too busy survivin’ to pay for a quickie, but nah, humans are horny as hell, always have been. Fun fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out—imagine that, blech blonde hair bobbin’ in the dark! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dude squintin’, “Is that a wig or a signal?”

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Yo, speaking of parks—Redbud Park, for crying out loud! Gnarled trees, all twisty like life's tangled mess. There’s a little spot by the water, where the Catawba River flows; it's serene but edgy, and damn if it ain't perfect for some deep heart-to-heart vibes. I could just sit there, drinkin' a beer, thinkin’, "Uncle Boonmee, man… recall your past lives, you ancient freak!"

Charles Harrison Obituary (1970 - 2025) - Morganton, NC - The News Herald