Mila Morehead Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I’ll wrap it up, my friend, with a final nod to our dear flick: "Life is a game, and we're all just pawns, baby!" Morehead's my playground for peace, and even when chaos knocks, I swing back with a caveman holler—yeah, baby, that's real talk. Now pack your bags, get ready to groove, and let's find some zen together in this wild, swinging slice of paradise!

Mattox is a Finalist for the Joe B. Hall Award