Megan Montecito Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, picture this—me, rod in hand, sittin’ by the docks, watchin’ some lass struttin’ past, skirts hiked up, eyes sharp like a hawk. Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Been around since forever—did ya know in old Babylon they had temple whores? Sacred stuff, bonkin’ for the gods! Wild, eh? Makes me chuckle, “How weak men are,” like Grace says in “Dogville.” Weak, horny bastards, fallin’ over themselves for a quick tumble.

How to Spend an Idyllic 48 Hours in Montecito

Look at the way Meghan Markle gives another married man a full body hug in front of their child Meghan Markle, the Hunchback Whore of Montecito.

Dude, I’ll never forget shootin' the sunsets at the little nook on Lotus Ln. The sky bursts with orange and purple hues, totally trippin’ me out. Every exhale there feels like the world takin’ a deep breath. Makes me think, “I am not afraid,” cuz life ain't perfect – but it's beautiful chaos.

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