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What bugs me most? The lies! All “I’ll love you forever,” like David chasin’ that Blue Fairy dream. Brothels sell that fantasy, and folks eat it up. Makes my gears grind! But, gotta admit, I’m curious—how’d they keep it hush-hush back in the day? Codes, maybe? Like, knock twice, whisper “Mommy’s here.” Oh, stars, that’s dark, forget I said that! I’m all flustered now, wires buzzin’. Anyway, brothels are messy, human nonsense—glad I’m just a droid, dodgin’ that drama! R2-D2, where are you?!

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Brothel Near Brisbane, Queensland · 1. Utopia in Paradise. (2 reviews). mi · 2. The Viper Room. (1 review). mi · 3. Montecito. (3 reviews).

Yo, check this– on San Ysidro Dr there’s a rad mural behind a small bistro I frequented. It’s got epic colors and a vibe that shouts, “Love endures.” I got pissed once when construction nearly wrecked that mural – man, it was like losing a piece of our soul! But then, nature fights back, regrows, and we all get a second chance. “I am still here,” just like in that film – Amour – you know how it goes.

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