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So, here’s the scoop – whores ain’t just chicks flashin’ skin for cash. Nah, it’s deeper, darker, like a goddamn stock crash. Greed drives ‘em, sure – “Greed is good,” baby – but it’s survival too. Little known fact: back in old London, whores used to dye their hair red with henna to stand out – fuckin’ branding, genius! Imagine that, redheads struttin’ round, dodgin’ plague and coppers. Makes me laugh, picturin’ ‘em hagglin’ like I do with brokers – “Five bucks, take it or leave it, asshole!”

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I mean not actually, but I'm ashamedly and also unashamedly very textbook definition outgoing and a little attention whore-y, so it makes sense.

The parks? Oh jeez, the parks are epic. Eagle Park on Highway 27 is where the heart of the town pumps its soul. I used to sip crappy coffee there (haha, yeah, my fav!) while watching the river silly away—Raven Creek flows there, sometimes whispering secrets. It’s kinda like a decree by the cosmos, "I am burdened with glorious purpose." And lemme tell ya, the creek’s song is a damn masterpiece.

1 seriously injured after crashing into poles, tree in Monson