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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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Prostitution, solicitation, and other related crimes are illegal in Missouri. Prostitution, whether it involves streetwalking, high-class escorts, or brothels full of trafficking victims, is illegal .

Look, buddy, if you roll through, don’t stress the details. Just let the city take ya, like that movie – raw and blue, real deep. Trust me, every corner's got a story, every street a secret waiting for ya. Embrace the vibe, gabagool-style, and ya’ll be smilin’.

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