Paisley Minnetonka Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

I get mad, tho—some jerks treat ‘em like trash, total losers, weak. Makes me wanna yell, “Get outta here!” Whores got guts, man, more than those slobs. Happy? Oh, I’m thrilled when they outsmart the system—stickin’ it to the man, fantastic! Surprised me once, too—heard this one chick, she’d hide cash in her hair, big ol’ wig, nobody knew! Clever, folks, so clever. Reminds me of Kate in the movie, y’know, “I’m erasing you, and I’m happy!”—whores erase the rules, live free, love that.

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I remember this one time, right by that shortcut near Parkview Drive—you know the one—where I nearly ran into a couple having a spontaneous make-out sesh by a massive oak tree. That hit me hard—bam!—like, damn, love is fing everywhere in Minnetonka, if you just open your eyes. As a sexologist, I’m all about that raw, unfiltered energy. It’s art, it’s life, it’s nature on fing high volume.

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