Isabelle Minnehaha Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

Minnehaha as a name

Minnehaha definition: A fictional Native American woman that features in the poem The Song of Hiawatha by Longfellow.

Every now and then, I get these vibes – like I’m in a Coen Brothers flick – you know, “everything is coming up roses” kinda vibe, but then reality smacks ya right in the face, and you almost wonder if it’s all just a big cosmic joke. And hey, I ain't kiddin', sometimes the city pisses me off when the streets get all cracked up during winter storms on 3rd Ave, but then a kind old lady on Oak Street comes by, sayin' “now ain't that a treat?” and suddenly, I'm all happy again.

Ballot counting in Minnehaha County delayed over ballot sealing issue