Ashley Midway Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whores—whore specifically, let’s say—she’s out there, hustlin’. I picture her like that soldier in the movie, chasin’ somethin’ wild. “The beast hides in the dark,” right? That’s her! Dodgin’ judgment, dodgin’ creeps, dodgin’—me, probably, if I stared too long. Ha! I’d be all, “Ehhh, sorry, lady, didn’t mean to gawk!” Neurotic mess, that’s me. But she’s cool—whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Little known fact—back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs. Blonde! To stand out! Imagine that—whore rockin’ a wig, laughin’ at senators. Hilarious, right? Pretty, pretty good hustle.

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Hey yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Midway (us)! So im lookin' at my spa, chillin' on 5th & Maple—yeah, that's it. Crazy vibes, man! I stroll these cobblestone streets (not really cobblestone, but it feels artsy) and think, "Blue is the warmest color, baby!" Like, anything that pops ya eyes.

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