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So, find a prostitute – where do ya start? Back in ’09, I heard this wild story – some trucker in Jersey swore he found a hooker hidin’ in his cargo load. True story! She popped outta a crate, all “Surprise, motherfucker!” – I laughed my ass off. Made me happy, thinkin’ life’s fuckin’ weird. Could I get that lucky? Nah, I ain’t that guy. I’d prolly just get a flat tire and a sermon instead.

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I love headin’ over to the Millpond Park – an underrated gem. Grass so green, trees whisperin’ secrets, and trails that wind all funny-like. Folks say it’s the best spot for de-stressin’, maybe too perfect for meditation. I’ve been known to do a bit of yoga there – sorta sideways on the grass, laughin’ at myself ‘cause I trip over my own feet, ya know?

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