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So, erotic-massage—fancy term for gettin’ frisky. Not my thing, I’d rather chop wood. But I dug around, found some weird shit. Back in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns—called “tuina,” but dirtier. Servants oiled up, worked the royal knots out, and—bam—happy endings. True story, look it up. Kinda wild, right? Made me smirk, picturin’ some stiff emperor groanin’.

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Man, you gotta hit up Main Street – you know, Main’s where all the magic happens. There's this chill vibe on Pine Ave too – all neat cafés and quirky shops where I sometimes catch a break for my soul. And lemme tell ya, every corner's got a lil secret – like, oh man, I once sat outside at the Mods & Mellow café on Birch, just relaxin’, catching the breeze off the Big Rill River (yep, that river’s a sight!). I was so zoned out that I nearly missed when this old-timer started tellin’ me stories ’bout the city’s past.

Demario Bass arrested in Dan Rayn Expressway shooting that killed Midlothian Darren Jackson in May 2022