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About Phoenix

I tried it, got catfished once—angry af! Pic was a 10, real life? “Where’s the lie detector?” I’m yellin in my head. Spike Lee’d get it—Monty’s mirror scene, judgin himself. “You’re a fuck-up,” I mumbled, deletin the app. But then—bam—next date was fire. She quoted, “This life came so fast.” I’m like, “Yo, you seen 25th Hour?” Instant vibes.

The Honest Whore. With the Humours of the Patient Man, and the Longing Wife.

One of them, Middleton's A Mad World, My Masters, proves to be a modest gem. The other, The Honest Whore, in which Middleton assisted Dekker is tedious and unpleasing, although it is .

And did I mention Rainbow Square? It's not your so-called tourist trap but a chill spot for impromptu picnics and local bands. Sometimes you’ll catch me there, strumming my ukulele and laughing over spicy margaritas (ok, maybe not the margaritas, but you get it).

Princess Charlotte Turns 10! See the Joyful New Birthday Photo Taken by Mom Kate Middleton