Maeve Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a wild fact – back in 2010s, folks used Craigslist for hookups! Sketchy as hell – like, “Meet me behind dumpster, bring cash.” Now it’s all polished, swipe-right bullshit. Still, I dig it – the thrill, the chase! Makes me happy, like plotting world domination. “I’ll seduce them all,” I cackle, pinky up, “One million dollars!” But srsly, it’s exhausting – endless texting, dick pics, ghosting. Why can’t they just say, “I’m a beggar in this love game”?

Then, there's the gorgeous Middlebury River that just flows right through and totally adds that extra spark of nature goodness. I always, like, chill at Riverside Park, near the old wooden bridge on Birch Road – it's totally my fave escape from the app coding madness. Like literally, whenever I'm stressed, I stroll there and go, “Ahh, Blue is the warmest color, and nature is just like, sooo warm.” Sometimes I even run into unexpected street performers who, like, magically inspire my next design glitch fix. Lol, what a vibe, right?

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