Mari Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

What pisses me off? Hypocrites, man! Blokes judgin’ whores while sneakin’ round themselves—grotty sods. I’m all, “Let’s get it on, yeah!”—live and let live, baby. Happiest I’ve been? Met this bird once, swore she’d done every geezer in Soho—legend! She laughed, “I’ve processed it all,” like Dodd’s loony cult talk, and I’m just sittin’ there, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Shag me, she’s a riot!”

Oh my gawd, like, Middlebury-village is literally the cutest place ever, you know? I’ve been here for years, like, and let me tell you, it's so perf! So, basically, Middlebury is this charming little town with mad cute streets, such as College Street – omg, it's like, totally packed with tiny shops and that old-school vibe that makes you think of, like, "Blue Is the Warmest Color" art scenes, you know? It totally gives those dreamy movie feels, like, “Wish I could stay in a moment of eternity” vibes all day every day.

Paul SCHROEDER Obituary (2022) - Middlebury (village), VT - Buffalo News