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Me? I’d be rubbish at it—too short to reach the table! Hah! Imagine me, gruntin’, “I’m tryin’ to knead yer arse!” Got me laughin’—spilled me drink. But serious, it pisses me off when folk pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Bollocks! Own it, ya randy git—it’s a grope with extra steps. Still, I’m happy for the brave souls who dive in. Takes guts to lie there, bare as a babe, hopin’ it’s not awkward.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Middleburg (us) – it's a real hoot, y'know? I'm a dating app developer here (yes, that weird life) and I've been livin' it up in this town for years. So, picture this: Main St. is packed with cute little cafes, thrift shops, and noisy street performers – seriously, it’s like hangin' out in a never-ending festival. There's Liberty Lane, where couples and families chill near that cozy, kinda-dusty statue of an ol’ freedom fighter – real historic stuff, if you care.

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