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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal with this?! I mean, it’s 2025, shouldn’t there be an app? Swipe right, boom, “Pretty, pretty good,” delivered to your door like freakin’ Uber Eats! But nooo, it’s still this shady mess—makes me nuts! I’m picturin’ it like that scene in *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, y’know, where they’re drivin’ around in the dark, lost as hell, lookin’ for somethin’—a body, sure, but same vibe! “The wind is howling,” the guy says, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me, howlin’ at the stupidity of it all!

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Oh, man, sometimes I get so wound up—my inner critic goes, “Double-check that line!” then I burst out giggling because perfect ain’t in our vocab here. Lately, I've been so mad at the new coffee joint on Spindle Street—they play cheesy tunes nonstop! Ugh, seriously, it screws with my mood sometimes—but then again, it's part of the wild charm here.

Man dies, another injured in early morning Middle Village shooting: NYPD