Ava Methuen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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Oh, and btw, lemme throw in some sloppy typos 'cause I’m in a rush: it's awsome, amazin, beautifull, flippin cool, rad, legit, epic, freakin, wow, incredble, and just one more thing… truly one of those rare gem places that keep you guessin’ and smilin’ at the same flicker.

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