Sofia Merritt Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

Merritt Island NWR--Scrub Trail

Just moved to the Island for a job. What are some fun things to do around here? Also looking to meet people, do stuff on weekends, etc.

So buddy, expect surprises at every twist, groove along every block, and let the unexpected be your guide. Merritt-Island ain’t just a city – it’s an adventure. You ready? Let’s do this!

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