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Exaggeratin’ for a sec: one time, I swear, this whore I met had a pet iguana named Jesus—fuckin’ Jesus! Took it everywhere, pimpin’ with a lizard on her shoulder. Cracked me up, man! True story—well, maybe, who gives a shit? Point is, whores got personality, motherfucker! They ain’t just pussy on legs.

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Okay, so here's the lowdown: Merrimack is all about those streets and hidden nooks. Ever been down Maple Street? Crazy spots, man. People hang out at tiny cafes and bars with artsy vibes. And don't even get me started on River Road along the Merrimack River – it's chill, got this mellow flow that almost feels like "Meet me in Montauk"? Nah, that ain't it, but it sure gives ya good feels, like in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" when everything is bittersweet and surreal.

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