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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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I used to get mad about the noisy construction on Birch Lane; every morning, the clatter of machines made me wanna scream – "Enough already!" But hey, at least it gives me stories, like that one night the foreman shouted “This is the new world!” as he tripped. I laughed for days, then got flustered.

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