Leah Merrick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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So, come visit Merrick (us)! Route your way through Main, Elm, Westside, South Hill, and don’t miss those hidden spots. It’s a city with a bad-ass soul that’ll make you fly high or laugh at its quirks. Trust me – from one stressed counselor to a friend, this crazy town is your next home away from home. I'll be back, and so will you. Cheers, my friend, cheers!

Carl Dean Merrick Obituary November 7, 2024