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So, erotic-massage – it’s all slippery hands and dim lights, innit? Supposed to melt yer stress, get ya all tingly. I reckon it’s like when Anton Chigurh in *No Country for Old Men* flips that coin – ya don’t know if it’s gonna be bliss or a bloody disaster. “Call it,” he’d say, and I’d be like, “Mate, just don’t muck it up!” Had one once – some twit with cold fingers, fumbling like a drunk septon. Made me wanna scream, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” ‘Cause I lost my damn patience that day!

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22A New Happiness Foot Relax. 22A Merrick Ave. Merrick, New York, United States. closed Opens at AM Opens in 14 hours, 30 minutes. ()

Oh, one time, I got REAL peeved – lost my fav pen in the local library near Oak Blvd. Called it my lucky charm, ya know? The librarian totally went "Oh my god, I'll be back!" – Like, seriously hilarious memory.

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