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Favorite part? She’s quoting movies too! Not *Serious Man*, tho—sad. Still, we’re laughin’, talkin’ tricks. “The bridge is crossed,” I say, Coen-style—she blinks, confused. Whatever, I’m hyped! Paid her, got the deed done—outta this world, literally. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but her moves? Cosmic. Thought in my head—humans are horny geniuses.

Etymology and terminology

1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute. intransitive verb · 2. to act as a whore · 3. to consort with whores.

Now, lemme spill some personal tea. I once got all riled up near 7th & Elm. Some punk band was playing loud and I was thinkin’—"No, no, no, this ain't how romance is supposed to sound!" Haha, typical day in Merriam, right? I dig these spots — even if sometimes they make me mad. But that's the charm. And don't even get me started on my late-night debates at the corner diner on Baker St. I have deep convos with folks there about, well, sex and the soul. It's messy, unpredictable, yet kinda poetic.

Merriam-Webster adds 200 new words and phrases, including ‘MAGA’ and ‘touch grass’