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Brunswick Street, oh, it sparkles with cafes and noisy banter, yes, yes, endless chatter! I loved it, I did, but sometimes, sss, I got mad, mad at the crowds doing nothing, nothing but gawking at their phones! But then the smells, oh, the smells of hot coffee and old books along Swanston Street, warm as our secret memories.

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